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Hi, my name is Marlin, but you can call me Marley. I'm 15, Michigan, and I mostly reblog Homestuck. I occasionally reblog nsfw but I'll usually tag those. :3

KNIGHT OF SPACE

PROSPIT DREAMER

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

growlithed:

andrewhussiesbosom:

IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER

because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

laugh-til-ya-fart:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

cannibalism

Hailing satan

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

vinoxe:

all i do is look at text posts and wonder how i didn’t think of them first

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

(Source: bonnieandclydes)